Thursday, November 27, 2008

An Immodest Proposal

I have come up to the perfect solution to the over-commercialization of Christmas. Why not change the date to the week following Easter? That way, you could do a birth-death-resurrection festival and Santa Claus, too. Merchants could indulge in an orgy of selling, and the religious could suffer and repent to their hearts' content.

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